Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
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While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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