Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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