don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
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I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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