it was like eating out sand paper
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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