He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
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Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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