Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
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Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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