Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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