let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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