when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
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As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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