You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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The feeling are messing with the penis
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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