I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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