Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
farters have to be the big spoon...
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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