Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
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we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
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Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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