Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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