I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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