I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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