your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
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You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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