So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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