some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
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She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
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You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy