Heybabeimwearingurpanties
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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