well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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