walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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