you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
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I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
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He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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