Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
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apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Never underestimate the power of titties
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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