Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
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I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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