my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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