I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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