Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
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I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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