that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
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No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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