I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
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It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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