i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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