There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
When are your genitals available?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Randomize
