Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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