i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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