She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Where are you guys?
Drunk
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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