That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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