I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
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Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
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you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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