I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
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Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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