You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
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Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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