to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
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But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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