If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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