guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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