I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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