So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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