no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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