and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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