NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
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why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
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We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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