TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
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Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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