do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
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you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
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Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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