is your mom at the bar?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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