your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
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I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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