First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
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What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
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We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
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