Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I am mentally ready for anal.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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