Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
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They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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